"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."


Ooh, Baby Do You Know What That's Worth?

Has anyone else seen, and been entirely disturbed by, this ad for this upcoming Barbara Walters special?
"Heaven, where is it, and how do we get there? The answers may surprise you."

Ummmm...ABC? I'm sorry....WHAT? The answers may surprise me? You think?

To think people have been killing each other over this question for ages, when all it took was a little investigative reporting.

According to ABC Medianet:

"Anchored by Barbara Walters, "Heaven: Where Is It ? How Do We Get There?" explores the meaning of heaven with religious leaders of the major faiths, scientists, people who say they believe in heaven because they have been there, with celebrities who are vocal about their beliefs and even with terrorists."

"even with terrorists"?????

I.....hmmmm....well....no, nothing. I think I'll hold out for "Hell, What Up With That? Only Stone Phillips knows for sure."