"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."


The One Where I Give Up

I've been trying to write a post about my current situation that isn't whiny, depressing, and utterly annoying. I give up.

Sooo, Target has a new line of chocolates called "Choxie." They come in fabulous packaging, are just expensive enough to feel decadent without putting you out on the street, and the warm spiced caramels are keeping me alive.

Also, I don't mention my darling man-companion very much, but he's the best and the public should made aware of this. Consider yourselves informed.

I need a silver tinsel xmas tree.