"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."


Just the Facts, Ma'am

What: Holiday/End of the Semester from Hell Cocktail Party
Where: Casa de Cara, Ross, y Rush
When: Saturday, December 19, 2004
What to bring: A bottle of your favorite hooch (or beer, if you must), a mixer, and your finest elbows for rubbing
Dress is Fancy Schmancy, or Whatever's Clever, just bring your fine ass.