The Eclectic Abecedarium
I will be attending as Natasha Batti-Loupstein from Neglected Murderesseswho "pulverized a paste necklace and sprinkled it over a tray of canapes, Villa Libellule, Nice. 1923."
You should go, especially if you're a bearded or brooding man with a suit who likes theatre and edward gorey. You know who you are.
Wow, my pool of friends makes so much sense right now.