Não confie numa mulher que tira tudo menos o chapéu.

And just like that, it's senior thesis season again. On tonight's agenda, the glass department's very own Charles Glasgow. Gallery opening this evening, festivities at Ben and Charly's sprawling estate to follow. Activities to center mainly on keg of Harpoon IPA. Being Charly's show, I would anticipate some degree of nudity, or at the very least wrestling and dirty dancin'. Charly told me I could invite cool people. If only I knew some...