"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."



I could give you the long story here, but I'll spare you. I have a paltry amount of cash now, and through a long series of antics I even avoided the dreaded overdraft fee. Unfortunately, however, I have been waylaid by allergies in the meantime, and will thus not return until at least tomorrow or Friday.
So if they's parties this weekend, count me in. Provided I don't drown in my own mucus first.