I could give you the long story here, but I'll spare you. I have a paltry amount of cash now, and through a long series of antics I even avoided the dreaded overdraft fee. Unfortunately, however, I have been waylaid by allergies in the meantime, and will thus not return until at least tomorrow or Friday.
So if they's parties this weekend, count me in. Provided I don't drown in my own mucus first.