"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."

6.05.2005

Curiously Delicious

My ex (aka ROSS ALAN RUPPEL of Franklin, TN, DOB 1/17/82 are you happy now?--ed. 6/9/2005)sent me this article. I'll be back when I've finished sifting through the layers of irony.