"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."


Shh, It's The Deodorant's Turn To Talk

If someone had let me in on the little secret that organic chemistry would help me understand what was going on with all my toiletries I'd have taken it sooner.
Now I see little 3-D models whenever I wash my face. My shampoo is a veritable plethora of functional groups.
But I still fucked up the test today.