"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."


Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

Flying in the face of my earlier post, I have declared today (Sunday) Mojito Madness. If you have a vague idea of where I live, or how to contact me, and it's before midnight, you get mojitos. It's that simple!
If you need me, I'll be squeezing limes.

Edit: We're taking this show on the road. Mid-town Drive-In Ghosts of Pirates and Pirate Ghosts Mojito fest.