"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."


New Low

I voted today. You're fired, assholes.
Every now and then I rediscover my favorite album ever, Dayna Kurtz's Otherwise Luscious Life, and I remember just why it is my favorite album ever. I have no other words for today, so we'll use hers:

I got no time and place for this
No room or space for this
And I got no need for those lips
Really, you know
they're just some ripe cherry on an otherwise luscious life
And if anybody's lookin'
I'll be hangin' with my girlfriends
I say these dykes, these queens, these jersey princesses
Got more balls
Than any man I ever laid
Ever laid