"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."

10.12.2004

File Under: Women are Bitches

I have to relate this story because it's so screwed up. This is for all my men friends who think they have girl trouble.
Ross has a friend from CCAD who started dating this girl his Sophomore year of high school. They went to separate colleges and got engaged (on stage at a concert, no less) after they graduated. They lived together, engaged for two years. Ross was supposed to be the best man at their wedding this summer, but that's a whole other story. Anyway, they got married, went on their honeymoon, and the day after they got back she told him she is a lesbian and left him. I can't make this stuff up. The kicker is that they were, ahem, active the entire time.
I know, right?

posted by glasshole at 10:20 AM