"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."

10.17.2004

When the Earth Folded in on Itself

What did we learn this weekend? While the dark side of human nature has great potential for comedy, most of the time it's just alarmingly ugly. Today I am ashamed to be southern, white, female, and human.
Which grieves me to no end, because it was, overall, a very fun weekend. Humanity as a whole may disappoint, but my friends are the cream of the crop, and I can't believe my luck.
Thanks for that.

posted by glasshole at 8:37 PM