"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."


We Interrupt This Holiday Cheer.....

We here at the Liberal Anti-Christmas Jihad have noticed a few of of you are riding a little too high on shameless love for the "infant messiah," and are forgetting the tragedy that befell our great nation on that dark day, lo those many weeks ago, 11/03. Never. Forget.
Well, fire up the outrage boosters, kids. I was so busy being happy school was out, and revelling in my impending homecoming, I accidentally listened to the news, and the next thing I knew, I was reading Democratic House of Representatives propaganda. It's a slippery slope.
I give you:
We now return to your regularly scheduled comment thread.