Nemluvím Český

This isn't news, but I'd just like to point out Jesse rules. I'd marry him, but I heard he's gay, so I'm thinking of starting a messianic cult. He is my rock and savior (sorry, Jesus, but you have shitty taste in films, and your alliance with Mel Gibson is distasteful, given your position). This site is now devoted entirely to the the worship and praise of His Holy Lunchiness.
Alright, probably not that last bit, but today I do give my thanks to him for being there even when he's not, and I felt like shouting it from the virtual rooftops.
Děkují za pomoc. Na zdraví!