"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."


In a Handbasket, I Tell You

I wasn't aware Jesus had a cervix.
Is it worth mentioning here that Ms. Maher, The Family Research Council's policy analyst on marriage and family issues, enjoys reading, walking, spending time with her friends and family, and spoiling her nieces and nephews? For the uninitiated, this is Family Research Council code for "Our policy analyst on marriage and family issues is neither married, nor has children of her own."