What's a Gung?

I don't get many search hits, but these amused Us:

Yahoo!: gallery of gung fuckers at schools hot
Dogpile: Cute Amish Guys

My question: If you're looking for cute Amish guys, is the internet really the ideal place? I get the feeling the Amish don't maintain much of a presence, but perhaps I'm ill-informed.

Speaking of the internets...
Heavy has compiled more Star Wars spoofs than you could ever care to viddy in one convenient place (including some old standbys, like Troops, arguably still my favorite thanks to the cameo of Tom Servo as the stolen droid). I'm not kidding, it's a veritable crap ton. Be sure you don't miss Grocery Store Wars, an organic produce PSA featuring, among others, Obi-Wan Cannoli, Cuke Skywalker, Tofu-D2, and C3 Peanuts. It's all under "Sith Happens" on the front page.

In the last two days, two old friends have informed me they're moving back to Knoxville for the summer. This adds a whole new flavor to a summer that was already shaping up to be pretty damn tasty. Jen and Mike M., it will be delightful to have you about.

Here's to You, Mrs. Bancroft




Listening to: Tom Waits - Knife Chase