"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."


What's a Gung?

I don't get many search hits, but these amused Us:

Yahoo!: gallery of gung fuckers at schools hot
Dogpile: Cute Amish Guys

My question: If you're looking for cute Amish guys, is the internet really the ideal place? I get the feeling the Amish don't maintain much of a presence, but perhaps I'm ill-informed.

Speaking of the internets...
Heavy has compiled more Star Wars spoofs than you could ever care to viddy in one convenient place (including some old standbys, like Troops, arguably still my favorite thanks to the cameo of Tom Servo as the stolen droid). I'm not kidding, it's a veritable crap ton. Be sure you don't miss Grocery Store Wars, an organic produce PSA featuring, among others, Obi-Wan Cannoli, Cuke Skywalker, Tofu-D2, and C3 Peanuts. It's all under "Sith Happens" on the front page.

In the last two days, two old friends have informed me they're moving back to Knoxville for the summer. This adds a whole new flavor to a summer that was already shaping up to be pretty damn tasty. Jen and Mike M., it will be delightful to have you about.

Here's to You, Mrs. Bancroft

Listening to
: Tom Waits - Knife Chase