"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."


Now Go Get Some Strange Ass

I saw The Wedding Crashers a few nights ago. I was going re-cap it for you here, but this is more accurate than anything I could spew in your general direction. I will reiterate the "go see it now" part, though. Seriously. And give me a call when you do.