"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."

9.28.2005

Late to the Party

Today at work I was practically forced to sign up for myspace, so I did. I got 9 friends in one day, if you count that Tom guy. I don't. So really only 8 people love me.
Then, for the hell of it, I went all retro and joined Facebook too. It was a banner day. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be doing with any of these silly webby things, but why the hell not? I'll pretend I have time for it.
I'm distraught to say I didn't much enjoy Corpse Bride. I fear for what that implies. Am I old? Have Tim Burton and Danny Elfman lost it? Is it (gasp) both? I know Matt has my back on this one, did anyone else feel disappointed?
I am, however, glad it is October. I'm am now going to go make Jell-o shots because I have too much Jell-o in my possesion.
I just do, okay?

posted by glasshole at 10:27 PM