Charlize Theron = Somebody's Fired

If you're like me, you watched your first episode of Aeon Flux on Liquid Television, when it was all slurping sounds, questionable practices, and the oddest, most beautiful things you had seen in your 13 short years. And, if you're like me, you were mildly peeved they decided to go all "talkie" when the series came out, but you still applauded their good taste in deciding to go for that over, say, Winter Steele, watched it casually, and found it to be quite palatable at times. You even quoted it in your senior yearbook.
And, if you're like me, you continue to find mounting evidence that there is, indeed, no god.

Also, congrats(?) to Rhys on his impending sham.