"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."


Meet Me At The Drive-In

In case you were wondering, the magic car lot DOES exist. Sorta.

'98 Honda CR-V. It has a built-in picnic table. It is immaculate, and I haven't found anything wrong with it yet. I say "yet" because we're just getting to the punchline:

All I ask is that it gets me through next summer. Still....Pretty!