"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."

2.17.2006

Silver = Badasssssssssss

Dear Lindsey Jacobellis,
Gold is tacky and I think you were right to donate it to the less fortunate/talented. I'm not saying that because you're from the U.S. I'm saying it because you dominated, you knew it, you lived in the moment, and you're going home with the prettiest medal.
Also, thank you saying a polite "fuck you" to Bob "King of the Asshats" Costas with your smile. You are a real American hero.

Your new adoring fan,
Me

posted by glasshole at 10:54 PM