"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."


Regretting I Already Used the Flaming Lips Reference

Here's a tip from me to you:

Don't ever use the phrase "I don't have much to report" regarding your life, the universe will hear and correct the situation.

I am not into spiders, at all. I can barely look at pictures of them, much less think about them crawling around on me when I'm asleep. Imagine my discomfort, then, with the Brown Recluse bite I received sometime between bedtime and wake time this morning. I've lived in the woods off and on for almost 5 years now, it was bound to happen.

So, I'll keep you posted. Right now I'm staying off my feet and staying on drugs. It hurts. A lot.