Not That Anyone Reads This Anymore

I've moved back to the telecommunications blackhole of Smithville proper. I had naively assumed in the several years since I lived there the town might have moved into the 21st century. I am a fool. This is all just to say I have no internets, and my phone doesn't work at my house. Text messages seem to be all I have these days. Also you should know comcast is apparently more than willing to send you a $90 cable modem on the promise they service your area, even when they don't. I'm pretty sure Smithville is the only remaining area they don't service, so you can probably disregard that bit of info. The End.