"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."


Still Kinda Itchy

I have crowned myself "queen of the awkward situation:"

  1. Crashed a bachelor party (avoiding awkward all-girl bowling extravaganza), told dirty jokes, introduced the strawberry milkshake (in concept, not in practice) to a room full of men, passed my cock around freely. 
  2. Successfully infiltrated tightly-knit Chattanoogan theatre operation; have surmised they are plotting to take over the world with high-drama, and/or drinking themselves to death.
  3. Survived repeated attacks by monkeys brandishing sex toys.
  4. Served as hot date for wedding of ex-girlfriend sans full cognition of what I was in for.

All in all, collective good times all around.  Now I know why everyone loves Chattanooga, thanks to everyone who made my initiation possible.   Met lots of nice people, one being Shane, whom I've heard much about, but not ever had the pleasure.  Also very nice to see Chuck. 

Public Announcement:

All are invited to the first-annual MST3KTNTD2K04, B*.  Come see all your favorite MST3K episodes, projected larger-than-life (a.k.a. Way-of-the-Rhys), and expertly queued by Jesse (High Priest of the Church of MST3K).  Bring your favorite libation and some sort of snack.  And maybe a pillow.  Expect rowdiness, and excessive use of the word "Neil!"Possible ancillary events to include moderated panel forum on Joel vs. Mike, lecture on Manos, the Hands of Fate as a learning tool for success in life, and keynote address to answer the question "where can I get a copy of Mike Nelson's Death Rat for under a buck?" (all events TBD and subject to availability)

Space is limited, register early and receive a free gift.  Everything subject to change, save the drama for your mama.

Festivities begin when they feel like it (but no later than 11 pm) Tuesday night, lasting far too long into Wednesday morning (I suggest calling in sick). 


*-Mystery Science Theater 3000 Tuesday Night Throwdown 2004, Beeyatch.