I'm alive, and very much so. If it weren't for the all mashed potato diet and the ice pack strapped to my face, I'd hardly know anything happened yesterday. I don't have a chipmunk face or bruises, and as far as I know I didn't even do anything embarrassing or stupid while I was sedated. Success!
I made a week's worth of mashed potatoes last night, and learned that people on hydrocodone who haven't eaten in 28 hours probably shouldn't be in the kitchen. Though I would kill a cow with my bare hands for a steak right about now. Anyone got any good food ideas? I'm about sick of juice and sweet things.