"But ah'm not afraid of dyin'. Cause I know that when I get to heaven there are gonna be these wonderful trees, and ah'm gonna climb them. But you know what? Instead of leaves and flowers, those trees are gonna have fried eggs, and delicious Virginia ham, and big heaping bowls of biscuits and sausage gravy. And one day, Sammy, you're gonna meet me there, and we're gonna climb those breakfast trees together, and it's gonna be delicious and we're gonna be happy until the end of time."


The Appalachian Center for Craft Brews

This is intolerable. How am I supposed to get any work done when people keep buying kegs of really good beer????? Jasmin's senior show opening is this Saturday (come one, come all), and the crazy bitch went out and not only rented a lakehouse, but also got a keg of Sierra Nevada (not to be outdone by Charly et al) AND a keg of PBR "just in case." Ludicrous!!! My liver won't stand for it. I also hear Kyle's mom (the unincarcerated Martha Stewart) might be doing the food for the opening itself. Hot damn! I wonder if I have any friends who would be interested in such an event...